If there is a condom machine in the restaurant’s restroom, you have made a mistake in your choice of dining establishment. That is one of my rules for dining in Europe. Unfortunately, if you are already in the restroom, it’s probably too late. Over the course of six months on the European continent I learned [...]
Travel Technology
February 6th, 2012
After leaving the Trapani Salt Flats on the western coast of Sicily on a late November afternoon, I maneuvered our vehicle down yet another remote, unmarked dirt road and passed dozens of vacant houses. No one was on the streets. It had been 10 minutes since we had seen another car. Sunlight was at a [...]
Gratitude
February 6th, 2012
HATTIESBURG— As I sit down to write this first column in a wrap-up series of the six-month, 17-country, two-continent research tour through Europe, I am struck by an overwhelming feeling of gratitude. I am grateful to the employees and managers of our restaurants who did an excellent job keeping the wheels in motion during my [...]
Family Travel in France
January 16th, 2012
PARIS— While staying the City of Lights, I could write about the Louvre, Versailles, and French food. But as I start to wind down this six-month trip, I catch myself in a reflective mood looking back over the journey. Back in Greece, I watched several college-age kids ride up the ramp of our ferry on [...]
The Alps, Oil Changes, & Charades
January 9th, 2012
GENEVA— Switzerland was never high on my list. Sure, it was on the original itinerary, but if I had ranked the 30 countries we were to visit at the start of this journey, Switzerland would have probably been in the middle of the pack. Before we left our home and said goodbye to life as [...]
Spain
January 2nd, 2012
BILBAO— During the two and a half years I spent planning this trip, the most common question people asked was, “Which country are you looking forward to visiting the most?” The answer was always twofold: Italy, because I was going to be working on a book with my friend Wyatt. And Spain, because of everything [...]
Robert’s Top Ten 2011
December 26th, 2011
The last thing anyone needs this time of year is another best-of or top-ten list. Too bad, I have been doing this for twelve years, so I get to claim some type of seniority or year-end-column-list squatter’s rights on this one. Every year I publish a year-end top-ten list of the best meals I’ve enjoyed [...]
A Spanish Christmas
December 19th, 2011
MALAGA, SPAIN— Ten years ago, if someone posed the question, “Where do you think you will spend your 50th Christmas?” My answer would have been quick and certain, “At home.” A decade is a world away in Malaga, Spain. I have worried about Christmas since August. The original itinerary had the family spending the entire [...]
Spain
December 12th, 2011
MADRID— I love my hometown of Hattiesburg and my home state of Mississippi. For the last four months I have been on a one-man PR, marketing, and promotional tour touting the joys and benefits of living in South Mississippi to any European who asked, and many who didn’t. Over the years my kids have asked [...]
Multiple Choice
December 5th, 2011
List the correct reason why the Eating Europe Tour has been changed from 30 countries in 12 months, to 23 countries in six months: a.) The European Union only allows visiting non-residents to stay up to six months without establishing temporary residency. b.) The Volvo company will only allow us to drive the newly purchased [...]

